Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Hot Chicks

If she's hot, she's probably only talking to you because she's nice, or because she is the cashier and it is her job.  Don't let that distract you from the task of being nice in return.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Flirting Tip

If you think someone's cute, smile at them.  Don't scowl or start quoting Tolkien.

Friday, January 21, 2011

Escape without Intelligence

"To assume the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence." 


Friedrich Nietzsche

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Intelligence Spawns Stupidity

"Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity."
Remy de Gourmont




Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Monday, January 17, 2011

Being Older

"For years I wanted to be older, and now I am."

~ Margaret Atwood

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Where the Mind Goes

"Put yourself in a different room, that's what the mind is for."

Margaret Atwood

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Sanity

"What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?"

~Ursula K. LeGuin

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Half-assed

"If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind."
Kurt Vonnegut

Strategy

"However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results."

Sir Winston Churchill