Absence

Absence makes the heart delusional.

Following Your Heart

They say to follow your heart.  When you're falling in love, however, that's the worst time to abandon your mind.

Social Skill Set

Make a list of the social skills that you admire in a friend or relative.  Then make a much shorter list of those skills you might be able to replicate.

Charm

"Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind."


Kurt Vonnegut

First Date

Dating tip: On the first date, please avoid talking about your ex.  That includes your ex-wife, your ex-girlfriend, and especially both of them at the same time.

Introverts and Extroverts

There's anything worse than an introvert with no social skills, it's an extrovert with no social skills.

Bat in the Belfry

When it comes to the end of days, I'm not sure if I'm the canary in the coal mine or the bat in the belfry.