On Vanity

The truly good looking don't need to be vain.

Dating Men

Dating men is like forever choosing between the lesser of two evils.

The Virtues of Procrastination

Procrastination is always faster than doing something right away.  When I start a project, it may take hours to complete.  When I put that project off until a later date, I feel the satisfaction of moving on to more important things.

Portland, the Walkable City

"Portland is the city of presumptuous pedestrians."

~ Christopher Thompson, Author of "Just Another Shallot and Asparagus Blog"

Seduction

A good strategy for leading someone on is to feign disinterest.  The best strategy for seducing someone is to be genuinely uninterested in their advances.

Appearances

Just because you are a nerd that does not mean you have to look like a total loser.  The two are not synonymous.

Nostalgic

Portland is nostalgic for a time that never was.